People often ask me, "Will, where do you get your jokes?" I just tell
'em, 'Well, I watch the government and report the facts, that is all I
do, and I don't even find it necessary to exaggerate.
--Will Rogers
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool.
- Richard Feynman
"It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
- Somerset Maugham
"It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
- Somerset Maugham
"He that cannot obey, cannot command."
- Benjamin Franklin
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby
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